Retard Cat

Oreste is a retard cat because:

_{He eats everything he can find (he is on a diet).}

Then he sleeps on my bed.
...which means...

He does everything on my bed. (i.e. peeing, pooing and vomiting).

How can you not call him a retard? And how can we not call him Orestone?

<sub>Note: Oreste lives in my old apartment, from which I moved out about a month ago. OH HOW MUCH I MISS HIM!
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